Patch Contest: Win Four Tickets to The Comedy Room at Portofino in Wyandotte

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

Da dum dum.

This is a terrible joke. Think you can do better?

Tell us your favorite one-liner and you could win four tickets to see perform standup comedy at

The laughs begin at 9 p.m. Saturday, Jan. 28.

Of course, your joke must be appropriate for all readers and should not contain any obscenities or foul language of any sort. In other words, keep them G-Rated.

Tickets for the show are valued at $12 each (that's an overall value of $48), so stop acting like this isn't a big deal.

Contest: Tell us in the comments below your favorite one-liner joke. (Optional: Tell us when you first heard the joke and who told it to you.) The contest closes at 10 p.m. Friday, January 27. A winner will be randomly selected.

Official rules:

• Must be a U.S. resident.
• Must be 18 years or older.
• Entries will be accepted through 10 p.m. Jan. 27, 2011.
• A total of one entry will be awarded the prize.
• Posts containing inappropriate or negative content will not be eligible for the tickets and will be removed from the site.

Click for complete official rules.

To purchase tickets for Saturday's show, contact The Comedy Room at 734-624-5561.